INSPIRING FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.
A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me.
Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, storytellers, and singers of song.
A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
FUNNY FATHER’S DAY QUOTES
Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools…
Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet.
I have always had the feeling I could do anything, and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.
We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, “He wants his mother”.
I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.
Remember: what dad really wants is a nap. Really.